evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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