wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Randomize