This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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