Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Randomize
