I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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