should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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