i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
i think i just lost a toe
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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