How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Randomize
