I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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