And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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