how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
True college students do jello shots in the library
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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