So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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