I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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