summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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