I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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