It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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