whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
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Swine flu is the new snow day.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I forget how to act sober
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