I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
