so that wasnt chicken after all
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
