They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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