Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.