The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it