Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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