Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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