I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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