So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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