Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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