My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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