Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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