Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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