can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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