i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
What a fucking waste of an outfit
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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