I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
