Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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