I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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