you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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