How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We were destined to go to rehab together
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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