Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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