She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
i've created a new STD.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
