The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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