i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
this boner is exhausting
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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