so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
be right there i have to get my cape
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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