(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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