I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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