i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.