OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch