Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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