Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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