We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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