You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize