butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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