All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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