we have officially lost it.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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