Say something about gay babies.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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