I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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