i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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