Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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