He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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