i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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