I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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