i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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