Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i don't like sucking hair
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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